Friday, February 20, 2009
Air Becomes Trapped In Sludge
Greetings everyone. Welcome to the sludge pit. I will be your guide along this journey. Please keep your body parts inside the bubble at all times. Any attempt to pop your bubble will result in an unpleasant consumption of dirty muck. The muck will enter your bloodstream and solidify itself in any space available. Once solidified, the organic matter of your body will begin to decompose. Once decomposition is complete, the fossilized remains will be sent to the local museum and be put on display for intellectuals to analyze and hyper-anxious children to inappropriately touch. So, for your safety, and the safety of our children, please keep your extremities inside the bubble at all times.
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